1.One day a fisherman was lying on a beautiful beach, with his fishing pole
propped up in the sand and his solitary line cast out into the sparkling
blue surf. He was enjoying the warmth of the afternoon sun and the prospect
of catching a fish. About that time, a businessman came walking down the
beach, trying to relieve some of the stress of his workday. He noticed
the fisherman sitting on the beach and decided to find out why this
fisherman was fishing instead of working harder to make a living for
himself and his family. "You aren't going to catch many fish that way,"
said the businessman to the fisherman, "you should be working rather than
lying on the beach!" The fisherman looked up at the businessman, smiled and replied,
"And what will my reward be?" "Well, you can get bigger nets and catch
more fish!" was the businessman's answer. "And then what will my reward
be?" asked the fisherman, still smiling. The businessman replied, "You
will make money and you'll be able to buy a boat, which will then result
in larger catches of fish!" "And then what will my reward be?" asked the
fisherman again. The businessman was beginning to get a little irritated
with the fisherman's questions. "You can buy a bigger boat, and hire some
people to work for you!" he said. "And then what will my reward be?"
repeated the fisherman. The businessman was getting angry. "Don't you
understand? You can build up a fleet of fishing boats, sail all over
the world, and let all your employees catch fish for you!"
Once again the fisherman asked, "And then what will my reward be?"
The businessman was red with rage and shouted at the fisherman,
"Don't you understand that you can become so rich that you will
never have to work for your living again! You can spend all the
rest of your days sitting on this beach, looking at the sunset. You
won't have a care in the world!" The fisherman, still smiling,
looked up and said, "And what do you think I'm doing right now?"
2.A couple of young fellers were fishing at their special pond off
the beaten track when out of the bush's jumped the Game Warden !!
Immediately, one of the boys threw his rod down and started running
through the woods, and hot on his heels came the Game Warden.
After about a half mile the fella stopped and stooped over with his
hands on his thighs to catch his breath and the Game Warden finally
caught up to him. "Lets see yer fishin license, Boy !!" the Warden gasped.
With that, the fella pulled out his wallet and gave the Game Warden
a valid fishing license. "Well, son",said the Game Warden, " You
must be about as dumb as a box of rocks !! You don't have to run
from me if you have a valid license!" "Yes Sir", replied the young
feller," But my friend back there, well, he don't have one."
3.Two friends rented a boat and fished in a lake every day. One
day they caught 30 fish. One guy said to his friend,
"Mark this spot so that we can come back here again tomorrow."
The next day, when they were driving to rent the boat, the same
guy asked his friend, "Did you mark that spot?" His friend replied,
"Yeah, I put a big 'X' on the bottom of the boat." The first one
said, "You stupid fool! What if we don't get that same boat today!?"
4.While sport fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat.
He could swim, but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the overturned
craft. Spotting an old beachcomber standing on the shore, the tourist
shouted,"Are there any gators around here?!" "Naw," the man hollered back,
"they ain't been around for years!" Feeling safe, the tourist started
swimming leisurely toward the shore. About halfway there he asked the
guy,"How'd you get rid of the gators?" "We didn't do nothin'," the
beachcomber said. "The sharks got 'em."
5.Two Virginia rednecks go on a fishing trip. They rent all the
equipment - the reels, the rods, the wading suits, the rowboat,
the car, and even a cabin in the woods. I mean they spend a fortune!
The first day they go fishing, but they don't catch anything. The
same thing happens on the second day, and on the third day. It goes
on like this until finally, on the last day of their vacation, one
of the men catches a fish. As they're driving home they're really
depressed. One guy turns to the other and says, "Do you realise
that this one lousy fish we caught cost us fifteen hundred bucks?"
The other guy says, "Wow! Then it's a good thing we didn't catch any more!"
6.A fisherman returned to shore with a giant marlin that was bigger
and heavier than he. On the way to the cleaning shed, he ran into a
second fisherman who had a stringer with a dozen baby minnows. The
second fisherman looked at the marlin, turned to the first fisherman
and said, " Only caught one, eh?"
7.Have you ever wondered about the yellow holes in the snow while ice fishing? My grandpa once told me they were the home of the snow snake. They moved real fast and that is why you very seldom see one. Well after 50+ yrs. I now know that is not true! I think grandpa was a nippen on the jug. Well, we here at TexasFishingStore.com want you to know the truth. They are in fact the tell tale signs of the human sportsperson unable to locate the outhouse. Please remember you heard it here first!
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